Yinzer Cards – Pittsburgh GPS

The front of this card is packed with the kind of directions only a true Yinzer could understand:
“Yinz go dahn past da Git-Go and hang a Louie at da house wit da busted El Camino in da yard…”
“Turn right where da old Isaly’s used to be…”
“Follow the signs fer da yellow belt ‘til yinz see dat big church dat’s now a brew pub…”
“Go over da bridge, through da tunnel, n’at… then bear right where dey tore dahn da old steel mill…”
“Follow da potholes ‘til you see da Giant Iggle and—wait… yinz can’t go dat way… recalculating…”

Honestly, if you understand even half of that, congratulations—you’re either from here or you’ve been here long enough to start saying “nebby” unironically.

The inside is blank, so you can add your own message—whether it’s heartfelt, hilarious, or just more completely unhelpful directions.

Part of the must-have collection of Pittsburgh “geared” greeting cards, Yinzer Cards celebrate everything that makes the ‘Burgh one-of-a-kind. Around here, saying “dahntahn” is second nature, fries belong on your sammich (no debate), and waving a yellow towel isn’t optional—it’s tradition. And let’s be honest, being called a Yinzer—or even a jagoff—is basically a compliment.

Created by hometown favorites—comedian Jim Krenn, radio personality Larry Richert, and cartoonist Rob Rogers—these cards are a hilarious love letter to the city and its wonderfully confusing sense of direction.

Perfect for anyone who knows that “just past where the old thing used to be” is a completely valid landmark.

Send one to your favorite Yinzer… and good luck finding their house.