P.I.S.S. #47 Executive Order, Orange Cream, 12fl oz Glass Bottle Soda

P.I.S.S. #47 Executive Order Orange Cream Soda just signed a declaration making boring drinks completely unconstitutional. This politically incorrect sparkling soda blends creamy vanilla sweetness with bright orange citrus flavor for a fizzy glass bottle experience that tastes like a creamsicle got elected into office and immediately started making questionable decisions.

Smooth, sweet, and loaded with retro soda fountain vibes, Executive Order delivers bold orange cream flavor with enough personality to filibuster its way straight into your mix-and-match 6-pack. One sip and suddenly you’re transported to summertime ice cream trucks, old-school diners, and a timeline where calories legally cannot apply to orange cream soda.

Bottled by Grandpa Joe’s Soda Works right here in the USA, this novelty soda belongs front and center on your craft soda wall and fully chilled in the cooler where you can spot the label, laugh awkwardly, and immediately decide they need one. Because let’s be honest — half the fun is explaining why there’s a soda called Executive Order in your fridge.

Flavor-wise, think rich vanilla cream colliding with bright orange citrus in a fizzy blast of nostalgic goodness. It’s sweet, smooth, refreshing, and somehow tastes exactly like childhood summers with a little extra political chaos sprinkled on top for flavor.

No debates. No campaign ads. Just ice-cold orange cream soda doing bipartisan work bringing people together one weirdly hilarious bottle at a time.