P.I.S.S. Mount Rushs’mores, Smore’s, 12fl oz Glass Bottle Soda

P.I.S.S. Mount Rushs’mores Soda proves that somewhere along the line, America decided regular soda flavors were simply not chaotic enough. So naturally, somebody took the legendary campfire combo of chocolate, toasted marshmallow, and graham crackers, carbonated it, bottled it in glass, and gave it presidential-level energy.

This novelty craft soda tastes like a backyard bonfire, summer camping trip, and late-night snack raid all rolled into one fizzy dessert soda experience. Rich chocolate flavor meets gooey marshmallow sweetness with graham cracker vibes sliding in like the secret ingredient nobody knew soda needed. Sweet, creamy, smooth, and just the right amount of ridiculous, this bottle feels like a campfire treat got remixed by a retro soda fountain scientist running entirely on caffeine and bad ideas.

Perfect for craft soda collectors, novelty soda fans, candy shop coolers, and anyone brave enough to ask, “Can you make a s’more into a soda?” Spoiler alert: apparently yes. And somehow…it works.

Celebrate America’s 250th anniversary with a soda flavor bold enough to carve itself onto snack Mount Rushmore. Bottled by Grandpa Joe’s Soda Works and made in the USA, P.I.S.S. Mount Rushs’mores Soda brings big campfire flavor, old-school soda shop vibes, and enough patriotic weirdness to deserve its own national park gift shop.

Honestly, if Teddy Roosevelt had tasted this stuff, there’s at least a 40% chance marshmallows would’ve become an official national treasure.