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Yinzer Cards – Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…….

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Yinzer Cards – Roses are Red, Violets are Blue…….

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Roses are red, violets are blue… and priorities in Pittsburgh? Yeah, they’re very clear.

This card starts off sweet and poetic—but don’t worry, it quickly pivots into full-on Yinzer honesty with a punchline that’ll have any Pittsburgh Steelers fan laughing (and maybe slightly offended).

Front:
“Roses are red, violets are blue…”

Inside:
“My heart belongs to the Stillers, but you’re definitely number two!”

Romantic? Debatable. Accurate? Absolutely.

Perfect for:

  • Your Steelers-obsessed significant other 🏈
  • That die-hard fan who plans their life around game day
  • Anyone who understands that love is temporary… but the Stillers are forever

Because in Pittsburgh, saying you’re #2 is basically a love language.

Go ahead—send this to someone special… just don’t expect them to outrank the team anytime soon.

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