Seinfeld/Festivus Celebration Kit
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Happy Festivus Pole Seinfeld Holiday Kit
A Festivus for the rest of us!
Celebrate your love of Seinfeld and the yearly “Airing of Grievances” and “Feats of Strength” with our Happy Festivus Seinfeld Celebration Kit! What better way to show you care than to gather around and let your friends and family know how much they’ve disappointed you this past year!
A one-of-a-kind holiday, and brain child, of the late-great Frank Costanza this set includes:
- 9 inch tall Festivus pole with 4 sayings of Frank Costanza (Jerry Stiller)
- 5 Human Fund donation gift cards
- 2 Festivus magnets
Includes the following audio clips from Seinfeld:
- Button 1 “The Story of Festivus”: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reach for the last one they had-but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way! . . . out of that, a new holiday was born. A Festivus for the rest of us!
- Button 2 “The Festivus Pole”: There’s a pole. It requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting. It’s made from aluminum. Very high strength-to-weight ratio.
- Button 3 “The Airing of Grievances”: Welcome, newcomers. The tradition of Festivus begins with the airing of grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!
- Button 4 “The Feats of Strength”: And now as Festivus rolls on, we come to the feats of strength. Until you pin me, Festivus is not over! Let’s rumble!
Gift box measures approximately 3 inches wide x 3.75 inches tall. Book is 32 pages. Our Happy Festivus Seinfeld Holiday: Celebration Kit is the perfect gift and stocking stuffer for this Holiday Season!