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Gum “Here’s Your Gift Motherfucker”

$1.99

Our Here’s Your Gift Motherfucker Gum turns the art of obligatory gift giving into something truly amazing.

A perfect cheap and useful gift for someone you love or love to hate! Delivered with a smile, in a tiny package designed as cheerful as a loaf of wonder bread, you’ll leave them wondering what exactly just happened!

The perfect gift for neighbors, dentists, and great-great-grandmothers with a sense of humor.

Includes 8 pieces of candy-coated fruit-flavored gum in a dainty box. Measures 2.75 inches long x 1.25 inches tall. Here’s your Gift Motherfucker Gum – a gift you hope they will choke on.